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Phone 666 U 8 1 2 - leave your "Who really Cares" (?) message - after the E flat sour note Beep

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The " A R C H A I C " STRAITJACKET

" The ONLY True Way " by Professor Pompous Pious - Emeritus

" The ONLY True Way " , rather than grasping for The Wind (?)

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Always begin your morning with two Jeremiah Peabody polyunsaturated - quick dissolving - fast acting - pleasant tasting - Green and Purple Pills ! ( While playing Jug Band Music - of course )

Next :

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Have a chunk of  (non GMO) dark chocolate - chased with 6 ounces of Whidbey Island port wine ( Mighty Fine Bullfrog approved Wine ) - Twirl   dervishly  - 7 complete rotations - then sit down , - facing East - take in 3 deep breaths , ... burn a stick of Nag Champa incense  and chant  "nam myoho renge kyo"  for 40 days and 40 Knights !

                                                        

Everyone else belongs to some kind of Weird CULT or Whatever ...(?)

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Amen ! ... and Professor Pompous has The True Story Of Creation besides having The ONLY Way !

The True Story !