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 Ooop Poop ~ Be Dupe

OoopPoop~BeDUPE
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Subjective Funk ? - The "OoopPoop~BeDUPE" Incitation

What IS ?

Arbitrary - Subjective - Nebulous - Conceptual - Capricious - abstract and Absurd 28% of the time  ?


                            (And Whom really Gives a Bleepety Bleep anyhow) ?

For those whomever may give a freaking Bleep :

Perceptions - Beliefs - Religion 

Suppression & Subversion

Emperor Constantine -  arranged to have  the Books of  - Dennis  and   DueToAstronomy  -  REMOVED   from The King James Bible version / historical  accounting  of events  -  after the original printing was  found in an attic  @  the corner of 12th Street and Vine , 

( discovered by some Crazy Little Women ) in Kansas City .  

The  unique  collection was revered as  sacred  gnostic gossip  -  books from The Tavernacle ! - 

specializing in :

 10  -  commandments    

490 Ways To Forgive Idiots 

And 50 Ways To leave Your Lover , 

(to be  continued) by popular demand - (if You'll believe that) ?


We offer communion service @ sunrise (every 1st Sunday)   @ The Tavernacle Church Of :

 We Ain't Got a Freaking Clue - 

serving a bloody Mary or 6 ounces of whidbey Island port Whine - a chunk of dark chocolate truffle and  Englebert Pumpernickel bread  

( You won't get that in your  fundamental Blah Methodist or blah Baptist Church )

(we also play jug band music during the ceremony ) By The Nitty Gritty dust to dust band !

Ans so it Was !

( later) will return soon !  Thanks for your patience - if you have any remaining ? Eh 

Oooppoop~BEDUPE , Creation & Paradoxical Phunk

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they were grasping for the wind ?

That was Freaking Futility !  And Then we channeled the spirit of Carl Sagan ... We soon learned what Really Happened !   billions and billions of years ago - up  to and including party night - Big Bang !

 357 B C  ...The True Creation Story !

@ www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUWyODR1_sA


Did you know that IF there is nothing new under the sun  - there could be no such thing as " Original " Sin , but if there were - it would have had to happen @  night ? ... on a Big Bang -Saturday Night  ! 


 Suppose that the concept of Sin and punishment   were to be repealed and replaced - with Error and Consequence ? And You could keep your own doctor ? 


What If we were to discover   Truth as it is relative to a greed based (non compassionate) attitude of the multi billion $$$$$$$$$$$$$  Animal Pharm ( H a r m ) aceutical Indu$try - having a bigger vested interest in Illness -rather than Prevention and  Health - 

a symptom treatment  regiment , other than Cure ?  

 The prevention Song has been Sung  !  But not by mainstream news sources !


Were you ever taught  in Sunday school class - That  Adam was cast into a deep sleep - Yes ? ...

Was it  ever mentioned  that he was never

                                                             Awakened from that condition ?  ... NO !

 How about deliberately designed distraction ( HollyWEIRD  EnterTAINTment )

 creating couch potatoes who tend to reproduce little propagandized - indoctrinated  Zombi-like Tator  Tots ? ... Eh  ! , 

   

How about this ... Perhaps The human species  is 1/2 past human - betwixt Ape and Angel - sequestered on a quarantined planet ? 


and  IF   we were created in the Image and likeness -  Then ,that God must have some serious detrimental features / attributes 


And .  how about that conveniently misinterpreted - misapplied Genesis scripture about "Dominion"  ( taken literally ) ? The cause of Much Conflict  !               ( To be continued) - ( later )  

 

 And  clergy acting as you personal Travel Agency ? Employing the art of Ethos - Pathos - Logos ,... Issuing a passport ! 

                                                                                   To Obsequious (blindly obedient ) sychophants  ! 


Let's not forget ... There are 10 Commandments / 490 ways to Forgive insipid Jack asses and  Idiots , and ...

                                        50 ways to leave your lover ! 

 (51) if you have a private conversation with Professor Pompous ( PompAss ) E - merit Less


  The  famous bread prayer should go like this : ...Give us this day our daily Danish  and chai tea !  


 For those who trespass :... Gouge their eyes -  run their head into the turnbuckle ,

             give them a flying drop kick and do a bombs away on their neck ! ( tell them,  Next time - I will Hurt You ) !


And , regarding  forgiveness : ...  Forgive some ( a select few) of the Shallow  NincomPoops some of the time ( even if they don't freaking deserve it ) ! - ( but don't put it in writing ) ( if you do, ... add, ... signed under extreme Duress , Sincerely Yours Freaking semi truly ,  with prejudice , Amen ! ( This will protect you against a class action lawsuit )  !   

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The Year : ... "357" B C

In The Year of "357" - There was a MAGNUM Event ! ... It was  B C    ( Before Condoms) - 'Big Bang" !  We saw the whole Gang   ...It was long about  a Saturday night !  Famous celebrities were among the guests @ The scene, - Lollipop - Peggy Sue - Long Tall Sally And Good Golly Miss Molly was even there too ! Bobby Darin hosted The Event ! ... (Jerry Lee ) played the piano ( there was a whole lot of shaking  going  on - and other things ) Chuck Berry sang about his Ding-a-Ling ! ... That was the night that Adam met  Eve !   BOING !  

www.youtube.com/watch?v=un59ZLOti9Y

 Columbo was called to the scene  ! ... There was some violence that evening also - a situational mystery ?... A Flipping  out Flopping Bopping  Teen  stabbed an innocent by stander in the back - with Mack The Knife

 ( The case remains unsolved to this date ) 


                        ( Paul Harvey  tells the Rest Of The Story ... @  www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUWyODR1_sA  )


Professor Pious has discovered  a New SECT of religious philosophy : He has A very special - unique Sectuality ( and is Sectually Active ) and is willing to share - Genderously !  


Pompous Pious  is believed to have been  a 55th cousin to  Pontius Pilate and  to have had  incestual relations with Lady Godiva !

Under oath -  Pompous Pious  denied the allegation and swore that it was not his fault ! 

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And so It was -

You won't find that TRUE Story   in a Typical Sunday Sermon ! Professor Pompous Pious - Emeritus Also has The  correctified  version  of Daniel and the Lion's Den - and The Truth About  The mythical metaphorical  Adam / Eve / and Noah  !    


Let Us Begin :   The story , prior to redacting  by emperor Constantine,  told of  : A Supreme Creative Diety - saying : "Let There be Light" !  Interesting  ! ...  However  What was really said , was : " Let There be

 DRUMS  !( It was para diddle time in paradoxical Paradise ( we will return to this soon enough )    But first ... When Adam met Eve , she immediately became the Tantalyizing  Apple of his Lustful Eye   ( It's that Diety Damned -  APPLE, ... Once again ! ) 

There  suddenly , without warning , Appeared   "A Big Boing"

 Eve said -  : ...It's gruesome Adam ! ... Adam replied ;

 Look again Eve - It just Grew Some more ! 

Adam called this thing his  "Imagination " , and decided to ask her for a date to get to know her better , as his "imagination " Grew !  Adam  could not speak up -as the Apple of his eye seemed to be stuck in his throat ( later to become  known as Adam's Apple  ! Adam decides   that he must deal  with

   This Big Bad Boy - Bang   Boing  issue!

          Adam consulted with the local

 The Ting Tang - Walla Walla - Bing Bang - Witch Doctor 

 for advice on what to do  - As his "Imagination" Grew

(to be continued in the Springtime - when we hear the Robin sing)


Good Golly - Ollie - What About Noah ?

Noah , ?  Ah ... - Oh My Good Gracious  ... I guess we could call it 

( Another  "Wet" Dream ) -  Stanley, and


  Another Fine Mess  ,.. It began with Noah bringing on to the Ark  - a pair of *(*Diddles) 

God began to play that fast and furious  famous Drum Solo :


 " Wipe Out "


( To Be continued , ...order your flood lights and return in The Spring -  when we hear that Robin Sing )

* ( a 'paradiddle' - is  a drum roll ) and the beat goes on !  

About Us ,.. We have The "Only" True Way ( Path)

Matthew - Mark - Luke - John - and Dennis .. ( In The Beginning ) There was the (New TestAMentaI - ISM )

This followed shortly after The Church Of : " We Ain't Got A freaking "CLUE" ?

And then The God's Of The Copybook Headings  limped up to The  Professor Pompous 

Pious   Pandemonium  Podium - To Explain IT All Once More !

 ( Or Twice ) -

 for shallow 1/2 wit Slobbering , Ignorant Apathetic - Complacent

                 NincomPOOPS   

The "Only" True Way ( Path) O ( Logic) -

First - Take 2 Jeremiah Peabody polyunsaturated - quick dissolving , fast acting pleasant tasting - green and purple pills - and a chunk of dark chocolate - chased with 6 ounces of Whidbey Island port Wine ( mighty fine Jeremiah bullfrog Wine  ) from Washington State ! Walk thru the Valley Of The Shadow - from 2008 to 2016  

Then - twirl dervishly - 7 full rotations - counter clockwise -

         - Sit down - facing East ,

         - Take 3 deep breaths ,

         - Burn nag champa jasmine incense

         - Chant (nam myoho renge kyo) - for 40 days and 40 Knights , 


                            This is The "Only" True Way 

Everyone else belongs to some kind of Weird Cult - or Whatever  ?  


And for a Booster Shot follow-up treatment - Drive your chevy ( cherry red 53 ) to  the Savannah levy - 

have some cream and banana and listen to some jug band music  !   This ought to make you feel just Fine ! 


@   www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijSlzKr30b4

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Presents - HollyWEIRD EnterTAINTment

A Machiavellian Methodology for Propagandized Indoctrination  methodolgy


( rapid frame changes  - focus modification ) - ( Hell's Conditioning ) ,

corporately sponsored - sanity compromising  multi- tasking for Profit  

( You are not told that In The Stanford  MBA  program - are you ?)

" PsychoPolitics "

Ethos - Pathos - Logos  and  

The Machiavellian Monster Mash  Means

of garnering loyalty ! 

" Enslavement "

Producing a hobbled mass of Worker Bees - with unquestioning blind and obedient Compliance 

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Producing a hobbled mass of worker bees 

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